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Black screen. White text saying -More Than I Dare To Think About-.
The intro from ‘Can’t Get You Out of My Head’ by Kylie Minogue start to play.
The white text fades and the black fades to a night time red carpet world premiere of a summer block buster movie.
Huge crowds of people behind metal barriers; inside the barriers is a large area with the stars and crew of the film and reporters, flashes from cameras are going off. Cuts and zoom ins of the ‘beautiful’ people posing and being interviewed.
There is a massive cheer from the crown and Emma Watson walks in the area wearing a beautiful white long dress, her hair is up and has sliver glittering pins holding it, she is also wearing white high heels shoes and has a small sliver glitter handbag on a long sliver chain over her shoulder. She is flanked by two men and woman, the woman is her PA but the men are wearing light grey suits and look like body guards. There is a third man wearing a black suit, white shirt and sky blue tie behind her, he is look intently at the crowds of people the other side of the barriers.
Emma Poses for a few photos and talks into to microphones held by reports as the music still plays. Lot of cut to Emma laughing and talking and posing for photos.
And then she waves at the crowd, they cheer loudly and she rushes over to sign autographs; Die looks at her as she moves, he is exasperated and he rushes to the crowd with her, the PA and two men follow but not as quickly; the song is still playing.
Kylie singing: “I just can’t get you out of my head. Boy, it’s more than I dare to think about.”
More flashes from cameras and mobile phones go off and we cut to people in the crowd handing Emma things to sign, she is all smiles and laughs and signs a lot of things. Die is looking and checking the faces of everybody.
Emma is handed a photo of herself by a woman wearing a big red coat. Lovett and Emma look at each other for a moment. Emma bends slightly to the sign the photo and Lovett leans in to talk into Emma’s ear.
Lovett: “This is not what you’re meant to be doing!”
Emma: “It’s expected and you said act natural.”
Lovett: “Stay away from the crowd…, you’re an idiot!”
Emma: “Don’t worry, I have Die…”
Kylie singing: “La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.”
Emma hands the photo back to Lovett, smiles and moves on to the next person. Die looks Lovett in the eyes, he smiles and Lovett just shakes her head. Die signals with his hand for Lovett to move down along the crowd.
Kylie Singing: “I just can’t get you out of my head. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Emma is taking a photo from a large man, he grabs her wrist and pulls her towards him.
Kylie Singing: “I just can’t get you out of my head. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Die is there in an instant and has the man’s hand off of Emma and is twisting the man’s thumb backwards just as Lovett moves behind the man and kicks him in the back of the knees. The two bodyguards move Emma away, Die lets go of the man’s thumb and the man goes down and Lovett leans over him.
Kylie Singing: “I just can’t get you out of my head. La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
Lovett: “You’re nicked sunshine!”
The song still plays as Emma is lead away towards reporters and photographers. Die nods at Lovett who nods back. Die walks towards Emma and Lovett hand cuffs the man as two uniformed police officers appear next to her, the officers take the man away and Lovett looks over to see Emma now standing with back to a row of photographers, she is nearly half turned to them, looking over her left shoulder posing for them.
Lovett: “She really is a bloody idiot.”
Lovett notices Die and looks at him; He is looking at Emma admiringly and Lovett does not like how he is looking at Emma.
Lovett: “Oh for god sake! Really?!”
The camera pans up to a huge movie poster of Emma Watson on a dark blue background, she wearing a tight fitting long red coat with a sky blue beret that has a white tassel on the top and there is a man in a grey suit and red tie. There are large red words above them that say ‘Darling and De’ath. She’s a Police Detective and He’s a Spy!’ The song fades outs as we fade to black.
Fade from black to the outside by a road side there is a long black stretch limo. Emma and Die walk to it and he opens the back door. Emma turns and waves to a nearby crowd and she then gets into the car and Die closes the door and walks round the other side and gets in. The limo pulls away.
Cut to the inside of the limo. Die and Emma are sitting in the back seats of the long car next to each other facing the front and Lovett is sitting with her back to the driver in the seat opposite them.
Lovett-to Emma-: “That’s your idea of staying away from the crowd is it? Why don’t you listen?”
Emma –to Lovett-: “Stop worrying. You got him didn’t you?”
Lovett: “Yes, I, did.”
Emma: “Besides I knew Die wouldn’t let anything happen to me.”
Emma puts a hand on Die’s knee and squeezes it
Emma –to Die-: “Would you?”
Die: “Of course not.”
Lovett: “Oh for goodness sake.”
Emma looks for her sliver handbag and opens it.
Emma: “Oh, what is this?”
Emma pulls out a folded sheet of paper and unfolds it as Lovett and Die watch her.
Emma: “Oh my god, no.”
Die: “What is it?”
Die goes to take the paper from Emma.
Lovett: “No Die! Don’t touch it.”
Lovett pulls a large clear evidence bag from one of her red coat pockets and hands it to Emma.
Lovett: “Here, put it in here. We don’t want anyone else’s finger prints on it.”
Emma puts the paper into the bag and she hands it to Die. Die takes it off of her, he reads it.
Die: “Great, just great.”
He hands it over to Lovett who reads it loud.
Lovett: “‘Your paid idiots got the wrong man. Nothing can keep me from you. I am coming for you soon my love. Our blood will be as one.’ And then six kisses. I am going to guess that you didn’t see anyone put this in your silly little bag did you?”
Emma: “No, of course not.”
Die: “Is there anything missing from your bag?”
Emma looks in her bag takes things out.
Emma: “Shit!”
Lovett & Die: “What?”
Emma: “He stole my lipstick! The bastard. Do you have any idea how much that cost?”
Lovett: “Not a clue.”
Emma: “Two hundred and thirty pounds!”
Lovett: “For a bloody lipstick? You’re mad!”
Emma: “It a Guerlain Paris rouge G number two hundred and four stain, all in one prestigious edition, with the honey bee on the front of it!”
Lovett: “And that’s good is it?”
Emma: “Yes!”
Die: “I doubt you will want it back now.”
Emma: “I bloody well do!”
Die: “You might want to take a moment and think about what this loony might be doing with it right now.”
Lovett: “Yeah, Die has a point; he might be sticking it up his…”
Emma: “Oh god no! Please don’t. I feel sick!”
Lovett –to Die-: “We need to get her somewhere this mad git won’t expect.”… “Don’t suppose we can take her to that SIS safe house we were at once can we?”
Die: “I doubt it. It not exactly SIS business is it?”
Emma: “I want to go home.”
Lovett: “That is a bad idea. It seems he knows a lot about you and your movements.”
Emma: “I don’t care. I want to go home. I am going home!”
Die is looking at Lovett and Emma and he is frown slightly. Lovett leans forward toward Emma.
Lovett: “You really are a obnoxious pain in my arse!”
Emma leans forward toward Lovett.
Emma: “What did you call me you scruffy little toad?”
Die is now looking at Emma and then Lovett and back again. He has realised they look like each other.
Lovett: “You asked for me to help you, you spoilt brat!”
Emma: “No! I ask for Die, not you, you grubby little twit!”
Lovett: “I should just punch your lights out.”
Emma: “You try it! I do kick boxing and yoga!”
Lovett: “Yeah? Well I do real life you ponce.”
Die: “Ladies!”
Lovett and Emma turn on him they both look furious and alike.
Lovett and Emma: “What!”
Die: “I have an idea.”
Lovett: “Oh shit. I hate your ideas.”
Emma leans back into the seat and takes Die’s arm and raps her arms around it.
Emma: “I bet it is wonderful idea. Do share it with me Pórta.”
Lovett: “Great, now I feel sick.”
Emma and Die are looking into each other’s eyes.
Die: “Well, you see. What we should do is…”
Lovett bangs on the window behind separating the driver from them.
Lovett: “Driver, can you stop the car please.”
Emma and Die look at Lovett with confusion their faces. The car stops and Lovett opens the door and goes to get out
Lovett: “Excuse me, I have to go vomit.”
Lovett gets out and slams the car door. Cut to black as the door slams.
Kylie Minogue sings
“Boy, it’s more than I dare to think about
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la”
Fade from black to: